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22nd
August
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surisburnbook:

In case you didn’t know already, I am Taylor Swift’s best friend.
Of our legendary friendship, she told reporters, “We had a girls’ day. I went over and hung out with Katie and her daughter Suri. We had our nails done, ate sushi and talked about what our lives are like and everything else that girlfriends talk about.”
If there isn’t a song about me on that new album, though, friendship over.

When you try and get your drunk mate into the George by strutting past the bouncer in a group.

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When you and your friends stalk your ex and see he is dating someone less attractive than you.

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When the boy you are on a date with doesn’t even offer to pay for anything.

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When you arrive in Alicante and your mate thinks it would be gas to jump in the pool fully clothed.

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When a newly-on-the-scene gay tries to copy your style.

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When your one night stand tries to kiss you in the morning.

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When you are alone and you are walking past your ex and all his mates on the street.

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